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Windsor, Ontario – Ladies and gentleman, I would like to introduce you to every woman’s dream — a man that shits diamonds. Or one that’s about to, anyway. According to Ontario police, 52-year-old Richard Matthews went to Precision Jewellers in Ontario and attempted to swap a real diamond with a fake one. [...] Nice, CA – The California woman charged with having sex with her teenage son has pleaded no contest to incest and other felonies. Earlier this month we reported on 32-year-old Mistie Atkinson, the woman who was caught having sex with her biological, teenage son. She was arrested and [...] Oklahoma City, OK – Jamison Marchette, 41, has been charged with two counts of “distribution of obscene materials” and one count of “loitering around a residence to watch an occupant” after allegedly doing pretty much just what the charges state. As the proud owner of a penis, it [...] Florida – A man is suing after an infection from a penile implant resulted in his penis having to be removed. Back in 2007, 65-year-old Enrique Milla elected to have the implant placed to help with his erectile dysfunction. He wasn’t trying to make his dick bigger [...] ABINGDON, Md. – A man in Maryland is facing prison time after his dumbass pulled a crowded theater’s fire alarm during a showing of THE AVENGERS. David Walters was at the theater Monday night to watch the latest super-hero flick (it’s damn good, btw) when he got upset over [...] Punta Gorda. FL – The beaver/human hybrid pictured to the left is Douglas Edward Hasselman, 51. He is accused of beating a 54-year-old woman with his fists and…wait for it…a sixteen-ounce bottle of TrueMoo [sic] chocolate milk after she allegedly bumped his Chevy Malibu with her car at [...] East Prairie, MO – Last week, 36-year old Kenneth Neal Allen, pastor of the majestic Grace Apostolic Church in East Prairie (click here for pic), was arrested on three charges of first-degree [...] Lafayette, IN – Robert Lyzenga, 55, a pastor at Sunrise Christian Reform Church, was arrested on Thursday and charged with felony voyeurism after cameras, crudely disguised as air fresheners, were found in two stalls inside the women’s restroom in the church. It began back in February when a [...] |
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